What to Wear… (extroverted writer’s edition)

In the past I’ve gotten all gussied up in my polka dot dresses but this time I’m going for comfort which means my cowgirl boots and a series of snarky T-shirts I made special for the event. I figured I’d picture them all here and have you vote on your favorite. And I have one more blank T-shirt left to decorate. What sassy saying should I put on there?